Long-time users of this site may recall that our trading operation was previously called the "Jimi Hendrix Guitar Emporium and Jumble Sale" doubtless they will be wondering why we changed the name (apart from it being shite, which really hasn't had any impact on anything else on this site). Well it happened shortly after we received this letter:

Dear Sir,

I am acting as attorney for the estate of the late James Hendrix. It has come to our attention that your company Slow Night at Citrus Trading inc. is marketing a number of products using the trademarked name of the late Mr Hendrix, specifically:

• the Jimi Hendrix Shoe Horn
• the Jimi Hendrix Horsefeeder
• the Jimi Hendrix Dual-Purpose Limescale Remover and Home Enema Kit
• the Jimi Hendrix Pigeon
• the Jimi Hendrix Home Cemetery Kit (deluxe edition includes Free 6 Man Inflatable Mausoleum) and
• the Jimi Hendrix One Sixth Scale Mini Metro Kit

On behalf of Mr Hendrix's benefactors I require that you forwith cease and desist from using the Hendrix name in relation to your products, and on behalf of society in general I require that you just cease and desist from selling these awful awful products

Yours Faithfully etc.

I am completely incensed - and would like to reassure all our customers that the Mausoleum is a simple-to-put-up canvas and plastic affair, which requires no inflation whatsoever.

Disclaimer: This store may not have previously been called Jimi Hendrix Guitar Emporium and Jumble Sale. We have never received a letter. None of the listed products are actually available. This store is not in fact a store.